I'm surprised you're still waiting.
Most people leave after two hours.
Well, it's not a problem for us. We'll wait two hours, three, a whole day.
That sounds about right.
That's not my name, but I'm afraid to tell her.
So why doesn't your aunt like you?
I don't know. She just doesn't like me.
For example, one time, when I was ten, and we were at our Hamptons beach house...
I already don't like you.
I wanted my night-night cocoa in my special seagull mug...
Now I hate you.
And my Aunt Charity, who was babysitting
because everybody else was in Europe at the dressage competition...
Now I've beat you up and left you for dead.
Told me my seagull cup was broken and I knew it wasn't.
And when I wouldn't stop crying, she locked me in my bedroom,
and when the servants weren't looking, pulled my hair. Love her.